when pigs fly [info]

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about ME
an uncool geek-to-the-core, this grey crayon has a short attention span and —

about the stories
any likeness to your English assignment is purely non-coincidental. k, thanks for giving me permission to turn your pure works of literature into cheese. oh, wait. did i get around to asking?...

about the music
"when pigs fly cartoons... music not included" needs to be my tagline. a lone music clip from simplicity's "twinkle twinkle" was used in daydream believer.

fonts from the web "zachary" created by Edward Leach "teenageangst" & "loveletters" created by Jakob Fischer "12 ton goldfish" created by Nate Piekos "calvin and hobbes" created by Martijn Reemst © Bill Watterson "porkys" created by Ben @ Font-a-licious "subway" created by Johan Waldenström "minya nouvelle" created by ray larabie "aenigma scrawl" created by Brian Kent "hog bold- hmk" created by hallmark "ericsson" created by Kludo Studio
about the website this site was created in notepad (yay for handcoded HTML) while the graphics were created using Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator and Macromedia Flash. animations were created using Macromedia Flash and SWiSH2 (v. trial).		about web/book references webmonkey website Perl & CGI VQS Guide by Elizabeth Castro Flash Adv. VQP Guide by R. Chun about the webspace this is a quilted website hosted by (highly recommended!) Tripod and Yahoo!/Geocities

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